“An Italian judge made an incredible ruling last week. He overturned the conviction of a homeless man who was caught stealing a small amount of food from a grocery store because he was starving. Also, the judge ruled that Italian men can’t wear speedos in public anymore!… Alright fine, the speedo part isn’t true… But the compassionate ruling for the homeless man certainly is. And it should be a great example for Americans, who won’t even let our homeless people sit on benches.” ~ Redacted Tonight

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