Ever since yesterday, Equal Pay Day, which Lacey commemorated with a migraine headache, I’ve been thinking about equal opportunity. What if dogs could enter human career fields? (Move over, robots!)
But not just dangerous or boring jobs. Dogs would be great in high-paying prestigious jobs, too. In this day and age, who wouldn’t prefer a Commander In Canine Chief?
Money and prestige aside, I’d be a good employee for Republicans, because I don’t need either one. I’d work doggedly for a crust of Panera bread and plain water. (No lead, please.)