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Equal Opportunity for All Workers, Including Dogs

ChesterChronicles.com - Canine News
Written by Chester

Ever since yesterday, Equal Pay Day, which Lacey commemorated with a migraine headache, I’ve been thinking about equal opportunity. What if dogs could enter human career fields? (Move over, robots!)

But not just dangerous or boring jobs. Dogs would be great in high-paying prestigious jobs, too. In this day and age, who wouldn’t prefer a Commander In Canine Chief?

Money and prestige aside, I’d be a good employee for Republicans, because I don’t need either one. I’d work doggedly for a crust of Panera bread and plain water. (No lead, please.)


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Chester

Chester is the lead character in The Chester Chronicles. In his spare time, he reports on real news from the canine perspective -- no corporate treats accepted! He is philosophically progressive in his personal views, but is free of any partisanship when it comes to loving everyone!

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